How to get kicked off Facebook.

This is not a "How To", this is a I have no idea idea what it takes. For most people the thought of getting kicked off their favorite social networking site would seem unthinkable, but for me it has become a mission. Now I know I could go the easy route and post some kiddy porn, or something like that. But that is just to easy. I want to in fact find out the hard way.
My first attempt was to post those funny ass, fake motivational posters like this.

But it didn't work. I didn't even get complaints. The last I checked we live in america, and as such I should have received a ass load of complaints and whining from 500 pound dough face fat asses, but not a goddamn thing. Except from my sister. Now this went of for about two weeks and it just wasn't working so I stepped it up a bit.


Now I know what you are thinking, no I am not a racist, but I do like to piss people off. So, This was posted and guess what, Not a fucking thing, except for my fucking sister again. At this point I realize we need to step it up again. Today was Depict Muhammad Day. In case you are not sure why this would piss people people off, well apparently it is against Islamic law to create pictures of Muhammad. There was a rather unenthusiastic turn out for the event, but none the less there were some good postings. Well now we just have to wait and see, but I get the feeling people are just a bit to fucking bust playing farmland,ville, what ever the fuck it is to pay attention.
This is a ongoing battle, and since it is almost impossible to delete your own face book account, it might be down right impossible to get kicked off. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to try.