30 SWM looking for Santa.

I has occurred to me that the only possible explanation for religion is mass worldwide insanity. How else could you possibly explain it. I refuse to believe that they are all just really fucking dumb. Insanity is the only explanation.

When we are little we believe in, and love Santa, besides the Jews of course, but since I am not Jewish this will be coming from my point of view so deal. Santa was the shit, free stuff, all the great cartoons, but as we grow older we start to realize that maybe Santa doesn't exist. And then that fateful night we find dad stuffing shit under the tree. Now we are all grown up, Santa no longer exists, except in the lies we tell our children in the same way our parents fucked with us.

The question really is why do we stop believing in Santa, but for some people Jesus (or your deity of choice) still makes sense. I find it to be infuckingsane that anyone could go out into public and announce they believe in an invisible man in the sky. That to me is a serious cry for help, strong medication will certainly be needed. And the fact that all of our elected officials use it as a qualification is insane. Bush used to openly say, while president, on TV, that god spoke to him. Who voted for that insane fucker.

"I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.' And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George go and end the tyranny in Iraq,' and I did."

Holy Shit!!! Seriously what does it take to worry some people. I hid under my fucking bed for eight years, just waiting for that insane prick to kill all of us. He never did manage to do it, but it wasn't from lack of trying.

I would just assume go back to believing in Santa, he was way fucking better. Get this, you piss of Santa, you get no toys. You piss of Jesus, you burn for all eternity in hell. I don't know about you folks but Santa has got it going on. Lets see, empty stocking? Being butt fucked by a demon.