Elton John performed at Rush Limbaugh's wedding

You have to be fucking kidding me!!! Who in the fuck would marry Rush Limbaugh. That fat prick should have been dead a long time ago. I also have unconfirmed reports of rush and Glenn beck having a little ass ride.

What in the hell is Sir Elton thinking by playing that venue, and could someone please explain to me why Rush is listening to Elton John? It is rumored that Elton was paid 1 million to do the job, and I guess that would make up for it. He also lives in england so he doesn't have to deal with the prick. Well I guess he deals ith some prick, but thats a different story.

Why are all anti-gays, gay?

I have come to the conclusion that if you are anti gay, than you are secretly the biggest wanna be drag queen, poll smokin', nut grabbin', white swallowin', sissy punk bitch that has ever roamed the land. Of course I say that with the deepest respect.

I have nothing but respect for the gays, as I also enjoy some anal, and if you got a good thing going, stick to it. But for some closet ass queen to stir up so much hate amongst other anal astronauts, is so fucked up I cant even come up with a pity end to this sentence.

A good example would be pastor Ted Haggard. This cock jockey was found to be ass spelunking even though he has spoken out against gays, and gay marriage. In his case being anti gay in front of your 30 million followers is simply a career decision. Making 138,000 for simply belching out bullshit is not a bad living. But a man of god? Not so much.

It is 2010 and the people of this country are starting, slowing, but starting to realize that gays are not going to destroy the world. They are not going to convert us, unless you're into that kinda thing, and all they really want is to be left alone and to have the occasional parade that even makes me blush. If they want to get married who I am, or anyone else to stop them, and if they want to adopt, gay or lesbian, what could be better than two mothers.

Obama needs to go postal.

Now don't get me wrong, I voted for Obama, and I even made a large campaign contribution(aka bribe)to make sure he got into office. I feel my 5 dollars have been wasted, really I do. As much as I fucking hated (and I mean Fucking hated) bush, the man got shit done. It was all greed driven and disguised as religious shit, but he got it done. Obama...........Not as much. Sure he has pushed through some large bills, but the the problem I have with his approach is the bipartisan bullshit.
Bush did no give a rats ass what the other side wanted and force every last dumb ass idea down our throats. He was the fucking decider remember?. I am more than fucking ready to see a bit of this force on the corrupt, greedy, yet god fearing republicans. To hell with compromises, that is why the democrats are losing their edge. People are sick waiting for the change that is disparately needed. The healthcare bill is a shadow of what it was supposed to be. Some people even think it would be a good idea to vote republicans back in as if they were in a retard induced coma for the bush years. It is time, more than ever to stop letting the republicans run a goddamn thing, and get to work.

30 SWM looking for Santa.

I has occurred to me that the only possible explanation for religion is mass worldwide insanity. How else could you possibly explain it. I refuse to believe that they are all just really fucking dumb. Insanity is the only explanation.

When we are little we believe in, and love Santa, besides the Jews of course, but since I am not Jewish this will be coming from my point of view so deal. Santa was the shit, free stuff, all the great cartoons, but as we grow older we start to realize that maybe Santa doesn't exist. And then that fateful night we find dad stuffing shit under the tree. Now we are all grown up, Santa no longer exists, except in the lies we tell our children in the same way our parents fucked with us.

The question really is why do we stop believing in Santa, but for some people Jesus (or your deity of choice) still makes sense. I find it to be infuckingsane that anyone could go out into public and announce they believe in an invisible man in the sky. That to me is a serious cry for help, strong medication will certainly be needed. And the fact that all of our elected officials use it as a qualification is insane. Bush used to openly say, while president, on TV, that god spoke to him. Who voted for that insane fucker.

"I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.' And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George go and end the tyranny in Iraq,' and I did."

Holy Shit!!! Seriously what does it take to worry some people. I hid under my fucking bed for eight years, just waiting for that insane prick to kill all of us. He never did manage to do it, but it wasn't from lack of trying.

I would just assume go back to believing in Santa, he was way fucking better. Get this, you piss of Santa, you get no toys. You piss of Jesus, you burn for all eternity in hell. I don't know about you folks but Santa has got it going on. Lets see, empty stocking? Being butt fucked by a demon.

46 Days and Counting.

Bp not being able to stop the oil is like a sewage treatment plant not being able to stop the shit, you don't know why they would want to, but you would think they would be able to. It is beyond fucking stupid that a company is allowed to preform a process like drill deep fucking holes, with no idea of how to control the outcome. Oh sure you could say they had a malfunction of the very equipment that should have stopped all of this in the first place, but guess what, the shit didn't work, and they knew it wasn't going to work. The blowout preventer was tested and found to be fucked.

We at this point have seen junk shots, top kills, top hats, and the inevitable butt fuck from Obama. The man is wasting as much money as he can flying down to the gulf to stand there with a blank ass bush like look in is eye trying to figure how he got stuck with this shit. Hey Obama, remember that shit people have been saying since you took office?

Get To Fucking Work!

I have seen critters on tv trying to crawl the fuck out of the ocean to get away from the oil. They cant fucking live out of the water, but yet is still seems like a better idea, and that should tell you something. It would seem that at this point all oil companies need to prove that they can actually stop a oil spill before we let them loose to destroy our ocean. If not, then we have done nothing but fucked ourselves in the ass.

How to get kicked off Facebook.

This is not a "How To", this is a I have no idea idea what it takes. For most people the thought of getting kicked off their favorite social networking site would seem unthinkable, but for me it has become a mission. Now I know I could go the easy route and post some kiddy porn, or something like that. But that is just to easy. I want to in fact find out the hard way.
My first attempt was to post those funny ass, fake motivational posters like this.

But it didn't work. I didn't even get complaints. The last I checked we live in america, and as such I should have received a ass load of complaints and whining from 500 pound dough face fat asses, but not a goddamn thing. Except from my sister. Now this went of for about two weeks and it just wasn't working so I stepped it up a bit.


Now I know what you are thinking, no I am not a racist, but I do like to piss people off. So, This was posted and guess what, Not a fucking thing, except for my fucking sister again. At this point I realize we need to step it up again. Today was Depict Muhammad Day. In case you are not sure why this would piss people people off, well apparently it is against Islamic law to create pictures of Muhammad. There was a rather unenthusiastic turn out for the event, but none the less there were some good postings. Well now we just have to wait and see, but I get the feeling people are just a bit to fucking bust playing farmland,ville, what ever the fuck it is to pay attention.
This is a ongoing battle, and since it is almost impossible to delete your own face book account, it might be down right impossible to get kicked off. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to try.

National Depict Muhammad day

Well to day was the first annual Depict Muhammad Day created by me on face book. I am a bit disappointed how few people entered their depictions of Muhammad. I think there was around 5. People are so fucking worried about being "pc" that freedom of speech might as well be eliminated from the constitution for these people. People are actually worried about offending some of the same people who want to kill them. Of course not all Muslims want to kill Americans, but a lot do. I was actually called a racist for poking fun at someone's religion, how much sense does that shit make. Lets set the record straight folks, I am not a racist, I simply make fun of anyone who might do things I find retarded, but thats neither here nor there.

All I'm really asking for is for in the world is uniformity. If I can crap on the Mormons without threat of some pasty virgin with a back pack blowing me up, or on Scientology and not have Tom Cruise come and babble incoherently at me then I should be able to take a jab at the Muslims without the fear of being blow the fuck up.

In short folks I live in a country were our freedom is based on a rather old, yet important piece of paper that clearly states that I can say things like "Fuck Allah", "Jesus does not exist", and "I blow men for money". Two out of three may not be true, but at least I have the right to say it. This is not the fucking middle east, this is america. Well whats left of it(thanks bush)